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TIFU by knowingly using a clogged toilet

Had a dentist appointment this morning and got situated with x rays and what have you. I was a little early so I had time to kill before the doctor came in so I decided to use the restroom for my morning poop. As soon as I walked in, I knew I was in trouble solely because I could see toilet paper that wasn’t flushed away right. I should’ve known better but I proceeded to poop away. My first flush was fine so I didn’t think much of it at that point. My second flush was a nightmare. The toilet water started spilling in the floor and I went into panic mode. I tried plunging the toilet with a toilet brush, since they didn’t have a plunger, to no avail and I tried soaking up the water with paper towels. Damage control wasn’t too bad but the worst thing was I still needed to poop so in my infinite wisdom in a time of panic, I finished my poop in their trash can. I cleaned as best I could and I let the receptionist know the toiled was clogged to which of course she started talking with the other people at the office about. All I could feel were stares of judgment at the back of my head. It’s safe to say I will not be going back to that dentist and have learned my lesson to double check a toilet.

TL;DR: I used a clogged toilet at my dentist appointment, spilled toilet water, pooped in a trash can and will be looking for a new dentist.

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