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TIFU by sending a list of my favourite adult stars to my boss

Hi all, you are wondering who's that stupid to be in this position. Well - me. My stupid ass though it would be a nice idea to keep a list of my favourite adult stars in an old gmail draft which happened to have a lot of text and it was a perfect cover up, as I don't want to keep them written on some Word file staying on my machine. This tactic have been working perfectly for the last 2 years but 30 minutes ago the f**k up happened. As usual, after I found another gem I went over to gmail to save the precious name and in my tiredness I clicked "Send" by habit. After I realised what happened I quickly went to see who is the recipient and for my biggest fear I saw the email of my boss who recruited me 2 years ago... I still have some hope she(Yes, SHE) won't notice the adult stars' names as they are listed after 200 word motivational letter but still pretty noticeable. For a context - I am working in really big and well known IT company, hence this account is newly created. The consequences can range from a little laugh to the worst firing ever. This is unbelievable! To fix the things I sent a second email explaining how I was cleaning my old drafts and my little brother clicked on send by mistake and I also texted her in our messaging system to say that it was a mistake and I hope she just deletes the email. I don't know how I will be able to sleep tonight and what I can expect from her tomorrow...

Came here to share my embarrassing story and tell you something, take it as an advice from the wiser ones, who were stupid enough to do it - NEVER keep something porn-related information in Google drafts

TL;DR I f**ked up by sending an email with pornstars to my boss ... :)

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