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TIFU for training myself to shit only at work

Not today but really over the last two-ish months.

I've been meal prepping my lunches for work for the past 10 years. I've come to know which meals save and taste the best after 5 days of sitting in the fridge marinating.

One of those meals is chili. It's really good and doesn't dry up like chicken and rice. It's a super easy 1-pot cooking process.

The problem with chili is I have to poop right after I finish eating it. Not exactly the most pleasant poops so I wait until the bathroom at work is clear to blow out the undigested corn. Despite that, I think the prep is worth it.

I became so busy with work, I ended up making chili every single week for a month. Every day, I ate chili at 1 p.m. and pooped at 2 p.m. like clockwork. I stopped having my usual post-coffee morning poop. My butt only wanted to go at 2 p.m. I didn't see this as a problem until it became one.

I went on a week-long vacation and didn't have chili. I didn't poop for 7 days no matter what I did. Just farts. It was getting pretty uncomfortable having to hold in my farts all day long. Farts felt like they would come out as sharts but they never did. I wish they did so I could feel some sort of relief.

The first day back at work, I ate a salad and still, no poop. That night, I prepped chili and the next day, I took the largest shit of my life at 2 p.m. sharp.

Now I literally can't poop unless I have chili and it's always at work which is embarrassing. Should I start having chili in the morning? How do I get myself out of this? I don't want to have chili for the rest of my life.

TL;DR I fucked up accidentally training myself to poop only after eating chili at work and literally in no other situation.

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