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TIFU by downloading a porn game.

Looks brothers, it's October thirty-first, we all know what's around the corner, and with a start to the story like that, I'm sure you all know what's coming. Now I don't typically participate in the festivities of November, but tomorrow is the day I get a promotion at work and while I've never been caught before in the past, I'm sure it wouldn't have affected me as much had it not been the person who is quite literally handing down the stick to me so to speak. I don't know what to do right now.

I downloaded a game off Steam, just to spice things up a bit but I didn't want to spend any money so I got the first free thing I could find. The name in itself is telling enough, but I didn't even bother looking through the store page just to keep the content fresh. Well, after watching it download for five minutes, and making sure my roommate would be gone for the next two hours at least, I got all the necessary materials ready but a notification on my second monitor screen distracted me. I didn't even hear my unlocked door open, just the slam of it hitting the wall which caused me to flinch, losing the curser in the horde of tabs I had regarding my work.

Perhaps I could've closed Steam in time, I was just hovering over the play button a second ago, but I pressed the window button instead of the exit button. The tab was still quite clearly visible and while there was no graphic content on the screen, the name and logo were more than enough, written in almost bold lettering at the top of my screen. At that moment, I knew I was caught.

I'm sure my buddy is telling all our peers as I type this, and given he's the one handing me the stick tomorrow I can't say I'm not mighty embarrassed at the moment. I know this isn't an ask-for-advice threat, mostly just here to leave this FU and go on with my life but just know I'm reading the comments.

TL;DR, I got caught looking at the Forbidden Fruit on steam.

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