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TIFU by intentionally getting an incel’s character in DnD killed. He flipped out, and is stalking me and my girlfriend online.

Me and my girlfriend aren’t big on Dungeons and Dragons. But after playing through Baulder’s Gate III, we both wanted to try it out. We went to the meetup app to find a group, and settled on one that was running a beginner level campaign called the death house.

Come the day of the meetup, and we meet the other players. In total there was five of us. The DM, who was pretty chill, albeit, a bit of a pushover, a quite guy, who was new to DnD but wanted to try, me and my girlfriend, and finally, the crux of this experience, the incel.

The experience was miserable. Incel was polite at first, but my girlfriend made it pretty clear that she wasn’t interested. Incel took it as a challenge and started flirting with her character in the game. The whole situation was just super uncomfortable at the table. My girlfriend (bless her soul) was too introverted to tell him off, the DM didn’t stop it either. I stepped up in telling him off. But he had the audacity to say that it was just a game “bruh”.

Things go too far when he got possessed by the ghost of a kid who made him way more aggressive. Long story short, he got into a fight with everyone. He essentially SA’d my girlfriends character while ranting about “females” always picking the wrong guy. DM called him out on that, and I straight up killed his character on the grounds of him being to dangerous. But really I was super pissed.

The guy storms off from the table. And the campaign goes on for another hour until campaign lived up to its name and total party killed us. The mood was thoroughly spoiled.

After that, my girlfriend didn’t want to try dungeons and dragons anymore. I was sad since I wanted to give it another shot with her, but I respected her decision. I thought it was the end of it. That is until, the incel started stalking us on LinkedIn (more so my girlfriend). The fucking dumbass forgot it let’s you know when someone visits your page. My girlfriend is freaking out and is scared he’ll try to find out where we live. I assured that won’t happen. But I’m not so sure. The guy managed to figure out her other handles online. He friend friend requesting her once on LinkedIn and on Facebook, but for the most part, he hasn’t done anything yet.

TLDR: joined a DnD group. Incel hits on my girlfriend despite being told off. I get his character killed. And now he’s stalking me and my girlfriend online.

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