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TIFU by practicing safe sex while living with my mother

I keep some condoms in a Tupperware in one of my dresser drawers. It’s also where I keep my shirts. My mother has some mental health issues that mean she’ll essentially scream and cry and get into a huge fight about how I’ve ruined her life and she’s going to have to burn the laundry room down or something if anyone else touches the laundry machines when she hasn’t told them they can. Due to this I am seldom allowed to do my own laundry. So this week she’d ran a batch of laundry but I wasn’t aware it was dried and that I should put it away as she decided to be nice and do it herself. Unfortunately it’s very evident that she found my box of condoms while doing so as they’re sitting on top of all the other clothing. No she did not take them out or snoop, I was an idiot and left the box sitting there with the condoms clearly visible in it after the last time I took some out. I wasn’t expecting her to go through my drawers. FML. Good to know I’m now in for at least 9 months of her asking about my menstruation like its her job to keep it in line. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look her in the eyes after this again tbh.

TL;DR left my condoms unhidden in my dresser drawer and my mother (who’s also my roommate) found them when she surprise did my laundry

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