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TIFU by reminiscing through old messages

This was a couple years ago, but I still get anxiety thinking about it.

A while back, I was extremely bored laying in bed, and scrolling Facebook. For some reason, I began to wonder how far my messages went back, because my account is from 2008-ish.

Anyway, I started reading through some of the conversations as I was going along, and found myself reading through a convo from a situationship I had that was just weird and ended awkwardly. I had had enough of some of my embarrassing messages and was trying to back out of the conversation, and wouldn't you know it, I gave her the biggest God damn "thumbs up" you've ever seen!!

I was immediately paralyzed, thinking "Fuck! I wonder if she gets a notification for that? Hell with it, I'll just delete it. But what if she gets the notification that I sent the thumbs up and thinks it's a fluke, because what sane person would be reading through our weird situationship's conversation from like 6 years ago at 1:30 in the morning, only to find that I've deleted it? Then it would be obvious that I'm really, deep creeping through our old messages when I was literally doing only the normal amount of creeping!?"

I finally just said fuck it and deleted the thumbs up. But we still live in the same small town, still run into each other, and intentionally try to look preoccupied with something else.

So fucking awkward.

TL;DR Accidentally sent a "thumbs up" on messenger to an old flame while reading through conversation from years ago. Had a mental break in the ensuing 10 seconds, followed by a lifetime of awkwardness.

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