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TIFU By Vomiting During A Hookup

As for context, there was an early Halloween party at my (20M) college dorm. I initially didn’t plan to drink a lot, but that’s truly never what happens on a Friday night. I was about 10 shots in when this guy came up to me and we get to talking. Conversation turns into dancing which then turns into making out. I kick out my roommate and invite the guy over to my room.

This is when my downfall begins

We smoke some 420. If you didn’t know, when you’re really drunk and smoke the THC hits 2x stronger. 10 minutes into making out / cuddling my throat begins to retch, and in my mind I’m yelling at myself to keep it in. To no avail, however, as I got up all of a sudden saying “be right back” and drunkenly stumbled to the bathroom to just let the fountain loose. I spent probably a good 45 mins to 1 hr audibly yakking fighting for my life. I truly don’t think I’ve had a more vulnerable moment than that and couldn’t let anyone see me in that state. I couldn’t stand the thought of walking out of the bathroom and him seeing me. I figured since an hour has passed he’d be gone.

He was still there when I walked out. It all hit me in that moment and I just couldn’t do it anymore so I thanked him for staying but “I have to go to sleep” and then he left.

I don’t think I can come back from this

TLDR Got really drunk at a party and ended up vomiting during a hookup after smoking weed.

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