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TIFU by having a wet dream about Megan Fox in science class.

This needs some fucking explanation. I (13M) was really bored in class, it was 4th period and some boring ass lecture about Bangladesh's water problems. I took a little nap and had a good ass dream. From what I remember I was speeding and Megan Fox in her prime was a cop and I found that bitch mad fine, we went to a bar and we started fucking. Honestly the best dream my ass had in a while but thats not important. Then my fucking SCIENCE TEACHER woke my ass up asking a question about the video. Our asses were just about to get to the good part of out sexathon so being brought to reality scared me. My ass was as hard as the fucking eiffel tower and if i was awake 2 MORE MINUTES there would have been a whole ass eruption from Mount Krakatoa. I said some stupid ass thing about the video I knew beforehand, and that was all, I thought. My dumbass thought it would be a good idea to tell my friends, who have since been spreading the story like wildfire and have been making fun of my cop domination kink. They arent wrong or anything but I wanted it kept as a secret after the last incident. Reddit, is there any hope left?

TLDR; got horny in my dreams in class and now everyones making fun of me.

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