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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by accepting cookies from the store next door.

I work at a store that’s in a food court with multiple stores close together, to the point where sometimes I stand next to employees from other stores sometimes while working. The stores don’t really interact with each other at all. I’ve only been working a few months so I’m not completely sure how things work, it’s also my first job!! :]

This morning wasn’t busy, and one of the boys from the next store calls me over. He asks me “do you want cookies?” and I go “sure, thanks so much!!”. I thought it was like extra food? (I don’t know what I was thinking the store literally just opened so he gave me fresh cookies…)

I also misunderstood and thought he was offering it to my store as a whole and not me, so I immediately go to my manager and other co-workers and go “they gave us cookies :D”.

Like two hours later I’m still thinking, “wow what a nice guy” until another worker from the same store calls me over. She asks me, “do you know ——?”

I say no and she tells me he’s the one who gave me cookies and that he has a crush on me (??!!!). She then asks me if I liked to cookies and I say yes, knowing damn well I didn’t even eat any.

Because the stores are so close together I think he heard me give the cookies to my coworkers. I feel so bad for accepting them AND THEN GIVING THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE IN FRONT OF HIM. I feel especially bad because he’s a year younger than me.

TL;DR - I got gifted cookies from a boy who likes me and then I gave them to my coworkers in front of him (without realising he meant to give them to me).

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