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TIFU by telling my girlfriend I would probably do bad things in Westworld.

My girlfriend asked me if I would do bad things in Westworld. I won't go into what exactly she asked because there are certain rules in this sub reddit, but she basically asked me if I would do bad things. The conversation took place via WhatsApp.
I've only seen the first episode of Westworld so far, but from my understanding, it's a game world where you can do whatever you want as a human in god mode, almost like GTA only that you're inside as a real person.

I thought about it for a second and thought to myself "Okey, so the last time I played GTA I did bad things there too. Now the game is just more realistic. Would I still do bad things? I don't know. I probably would." Then I answered her in roughly the same way.

She then asked a few times for details. But I didn't realize that she was upset. I thought she was just asking out of interest. While I was chatting with her, I played a game on the side. I tried to imagine what it would be like in Westworld. Then the question came up of what I would do if I were God in real life. I just answered: I have no idea.

Suddenly she starts insulting me and ends the relationship, blocking me everywhere. We had only been together for two months, but I actually thought it was going reasonably well. I really didn't expect that. She actually meant a lot to me. And now it's just over. And even if she comes back to me: the way she insulted me, I don't think we can work things out again.

TL;DR: My girlfriend broke up with me because I thoughtlessly said that I would probably do bad things in Westworld.

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