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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by locking my whole family out of their house..

So i 17f live with my big brother and mother. Today my mother went away for an eye operation and my brother is at work.

So i was about to shower so keep in mind I was wearing a bathrobe with nothing but a bra, sweatpants and socks. My stupid self decided to smoke a cigarette and obviously i closed the door because i literally grabbed my key the second before i walked out that door.I saw my mothers key sitting in the lock on the inside and at that moment i didn’t think anything of it.

But then the realization hit me only after trying the key on my door. My mother never let her key sit there so i wasn’t thinking before.. i tried looking for windows but they were all closed as it is raining here.

I basically asked a friend of my mom’s to come and pick me up as she lives really close. Now i sit there sipping a coffee realizing how dumb I am. My mother came here now and my brother apparently took half a day off.

We also don’t have money for a locksmith so it’s my fault that now no one can enter our house now unless we break the whole damn door down-

TL;DR I went outside closing the door behind me but mom’s key was on the inside of the lock so no one can enter unless we break the door down.

UPDATE; the door is somewhat still intact, i basically pushed the key to the inside which took me about 4 hours😂

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