TIFU by missing the LSAT

Technically didn't miss it, I was at my desk at 9:30, but managed to fuck up every single step this morning.

The writing sample for the LSAT opens earlier than the test so I did that section last week, no problem. Except I thought the program they used for the writing sample was the same as the one for the regular test. Because why check literally any of the instructions in my email? So I was downloading the proctoring program at 9:27am for my 9:30am exam. Fuckup number one.

I get into the security clearance section at 9:36 or something and I immediately get connected to a proctor so I'm thinking alright rough start but it can only be smooth sailing from here.

"Can you show me the front and back of your scrap paper?"

Didn't know I was allowed scrap paper. I was planning on rawdogging this anyways. Fuckup number two.

I go through the room scan and everything and she asks if I know my LawHub username and password so I can access the test. I say yes because I use like four variations of the same password for everything. So I proceed to the test.

Yeah I in fact did not know my password. And got locked out of the account. So they told me to exit and reenter after contacting the help desk. And by the time I was able to get back in it was too late.

So now after all that I'm out $200 and am embarrassed at myself. Hoping schools don't see this massive fuckup of mine and use that to blacklist me. The silver lining to all of this is that I purposefully did not tell anyone I was taking it today, so at least I don't have to explain myself to family and friends. But still, I want to kick myself for wasting my time and money. Now I have to figure out which schools will accept an April LSAT.

TL;DR: Did absolutely every single step wrong and/or late the morning of my LSAT due to just not being a proactive person. Kicking myself.