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TIFU By Not Understanding That Food Allergy & Sex Do Not Mix

So, this happened years ago but my husband and I were reminiscing of our past sex fuck ups. This is one of them.

When I was a teen, I discovered that I was allergic to scallops. When i eat scallops my throat closes up and makes it difficult for me to swallow and sometimes breathe. It can also feel numb in an odd way similar to when your foot is asleep.

Fast forward a few years later and my husband (then bf) and I were on a date when he was offered a special that included scallops. He knew about my allergy and was hesitant but I knew that he was curious bc he had never tasted it before. I encouraged him to get it and simply told him to just not kiss me the rest of the night. He agreed and got the scallops.

When we got home we started to get frisky with each other. We were on his bed when he said, "I know you said not to kiss you, but how about just a peck?" I nodded and he pecked me and he slowly undressed me and himself. Meanwhile, I started feeling a weird numbness on my bottom lip. I didn't want to ruin the mood so I didn't say anything. It was easy to forget about tho since he started to pleasuring me orally. It felt soooo good but then...nothing. My vulva became very numb and itchy. "Whats wrong?" He asked looking up at me since I stopped moaning. I told him what I felt when he looked down and said "Uuuuh babe, you're swollen." I was confused and I quickly got up and grabbed a hand mirror. Yup, I got an allergic reaction on my lady bits. So, after an hour of crying in the shower, follow by a handful of petroleum jelly and a towel filled with ice, it took HOURS for the swelling and itchiness to calm down. My husband felt sooooo bad and all he could do was offer help and brush his teeth and tongue and wash his face over and over to make sure no remainder scallop juices were left. Anyway, that's my story. Has this ever happened to anyone else when it comes to sex and food allergy?

TL;DR: I have an allergy to scallops. My then bf (husband now) had scallops for dinner. We got frisky and during oral pleasure I got an allergic reaction to my vagina.

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