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TIFU by picking up a small bag on the bus

Idk if this belongs here or not but I’ll try it anyways.

So, first of all I’d like to apologise in advance for my horrendous English and grammar, English isn’t my native language.

I was on the bus seated in back like I always do when someone sat down next to me, me being antisocial af just ignored the guy and minded my own business. The guy sitting next to me looked pretty normal nothing wrong, didn’t get any bad vibes. After a few stops he moved to sit in another set a few seats from mine, that’s when I noticed a small clear bag with some white prouder laying on the set next to me, my first thought was holyshit that’s Coke… so here I am staring at that god forsaken bag thinking the police is about to show up so in my panic my second thought was OFC to pull out my phone and take a pic to send to my friend group THAN I stood up to switch seats and accidentally nocked the bag onto the floor and my IDIOT brain thought “hey, that’s not supposed to be on the floor, LETS PICK IT UP.” So I did stared at it and noticed some kind of mark or symbol on the bag, so after about 3 seconds of internal panic over what I just did and 2 sec of considering if I should just take it I threw it in the trash and got the fuck away. Now am sitting at home just remembering that there’s cameras EVERYWHERE on that bus and there was one right above me.

FML

TL;DR I picked up a small bag of the bus thinking it might be coke, threw it away AFTER sending a pick of it to all my friends like an idiot and now am panicking cuz I forgot it a fuck ton of cameras on the bus.

In short my brain is stupid af.

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