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TIFU by singing the wrong song to myself

So there I was listening to IGOR an album whose penultimate track is called I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, and the refrain is yelling I don't love you anymore at a weird pitch.

Now I have professional goblin brain (ADHD) and one of the ways I stim is singing to myself, normally I do this at a whisper.

Finally I was listening/whispering this song while on a study date with my girlfriend.

We were both doing our own work, but then she wanted to asked me a question. I don't hear her and just keep whispering I don't love you anymore at a weird pitch at her direction. She taps me on the shoulder and asks me what the hell I am talking about. This could've been (should have been) a nothingburger, however I for a reason unknown to me look at her and say at normal conversational tone I don't love you anymore, and then immediately go into to the refrain from the next song, "Are we still friends".

Within five seconds she looks confused, then angry, then as if she is about to cry, then understands that I was singing, and finally slaps me on the side of my forehead.

Oh and for the last 4 hours she has been whisper singing songs about breakups whenever she passes by me, and I'm stuck in apologies for my smothering mode.

TL;DR I sang a song about breaking up deadpan to my girlfriend and she is rightfully angry at me

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