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TIFU by causing a chemical burn to my dick

Obligitory, this happened a few years ago.

I was a horny college student. I mean sure, puberty and high school were horny times for me, but college was a whole new level. I had freedom to do whatever I want without supervision for the first time - I was going wild with my lack of responsibility.

Of course, every night ended with me watching porn and jacking off. It’s as if my body wouldn’t allow sleep until that happened no matter what the situation.

Most weekends, instead of staying in my dorm room, I would go stay with my brother who was renting an apartment near campus. We would watch movies and hang out until he goes to sleep, I stay on the couch and do what I do best. Like clockwork, I even bring my favorite type of hand lotion, fire up my favorite site, and go to town.

Life was great until that fateful weekend. I went to my brother’s place, we hung out - it was late. He finally went to sleep and I was super tired, but the job wasn’t finished. I reached into my backpack and horror struck — I forgot my lotion. No big deal, I’ve done it plenty of times without lotion. Tonight was an especially dry night, however. I attempted the classic dry dog technique and it felt like sandpaper between my hand and my cock. Okay, fuck. I have to find something I can use. Desperately, I start searching his tiny apartment, trying not to wake him up. Nothing… I was coming up dry (in more ways than one).

Finally, I saw it. A beam of golden light fell on a bottle next to the kitchen sink. A bottle of dish soap. But this was no ordinary dish soap, this was infused with aloe.

Aloe is good for skin right? That’s the extent of my thought process. I squirt some on my hand and start going at it. This immediately felt wrong, I should have stopped right then. But no, I doubled down. It felt like I was trying to force a peanut out of a goose’s throat. Determined, I finished.

Instead of satisfaction, I was left with… burning. Deep, intense fire all around my penis. It’s red, it’s raw. Oh god, the pain. The next few days were bad, constant discomfort with every movement. I actually had to take a break from jacking off. Four days later, the layer of skin around my entire penis became crusted. I ended up molting out of my skin, like a crawfish growing up.

TL;DR; I used dish soap to jerk off and caused a chemical burn to my dick.

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