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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by pulling an all-nighter, getting sick, skipping class because if it, and passing out

I’m probably the dumbest college student to ever exist. I feel so stupid right now. I have decent grades (all Bs), but I feel ridiculous. I can’t believe I did something so stupid.

So basically, I was working on a group project with a bunch of people at the stroke of midnight, as we're all night owls. The project was due the next day. We had been working on it for a week, and all putting in our best. I ended up working with then over text until about 2AM, then decided I wanted to unwind and keep working on stuff, even though my class was at 11 the next day. As you can tell, I'm not very smart.

I ended up staying up until 10AM. So I got absolutely no sleep, and this is the time I usually get up for class (I usually sleep at 12-1). I tried to get up, but physically could not. I felt extremely weak, and started to feel nauseous. I felt like my eyes were burning, and I just started my “girl stuff” (period) and was cramping. I stood up but nearly passed out because I was so weak. There was no way I would be able to physically go to class, so I didn't. I usually go every time, and am a great student. I ended up actually passing out on in my dorm hallway and falling asleep on my couch until 7PM. Security was actually called on me because I wasnt responding to my group messages and my classmates I worked with were worried. Not mad, worried, because this is something I almost never do.

The good news is, I have never turned in an assignment late and have turned in everything, including the project, so that isn’t a dilemma.

I ended up getting my second allowed abcense out of four (first was a fuck up with an attendance sheet while actually in class, so this is my first class I actually skipped) and I feel so defeated. I'm never going to do a dumb mistake like that again, and definitely not pull another all nighter. I feel like a horrible student that my professor doesn't deserve. I’m as lazy and entitled as all the students /Professors rants about, and dumber than the dumbest of my shitty Gen Z generation. I've being crying because I feel so bad about it :(

TL ;DR: stayed up all night working, got sick, didn't go to class because of it, passed out, didn't eat, feel guilty about it

Edit: I cried it all out and feel a bit better. I realize now I was just overreacting. Thanks y’all for reassuring me it’s fine :)

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