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TIFU by Sending My Boss a Text Meant for My Crush

It's one of those classic mix-ups that leaves you questioning every life choice you've ever made. So, here's the scoop:
I've been nursing this massive crush on a coworker for what feels like an eternity. Today, I finally decided to summon the courage and shoot my shot via text. Sounds like a recipe for a rom-com, right? Well, hold onto your hats because it took an unexpected turn.
In my flurry of excitement (or maybe nerves), I sent what I thought was a charming and flirty message... to my boss. Yep, you read that right. Instead of wooing my crush with compliments and subtle hints, I inadvertently showered my boss with declarations of their smile lighting up the office and my eager anticipation for tomorrow.
As soon as I hit send, it felt like time slowed down, and that sinking feeling settled in the pit of my stomach. There was no going back. I scrambled to send a follow-up apology, desperately trying to explain the mix-up, but the damage was already done.
Now, I'm left to stew in a cocktail of embarrassment and dread, anxiously awaiting the inevitable awkward encounter with my boss tomorrow. Let's just say, the walk of shame to the office will be one for the books.
So, yeah, today I screwed up big time by confusing my crush with my boss in a text message. If anyone needs me, I'll be browsing job listings and practicing my apology speech.
TL;DR: Sent a flirty text meant for my crush to my boss instead. Tomorrow's office encounter promises to be cringe-worthy.

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