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TIFU locked myself out of my apartment last night and lost my house and car keys.

Yeah so this is a bit of a predicament im currently in right now. Last night I went out to go grab food after spending the weekend staying in. I smoked some weed with a low tolerance now and had a 6 pack of beer in me at this point. About 15 minutes into walking I realized I couldn’t feel my keys on me. I thought i might have left my door unlocked so i had to go walk back to my apartment. As im going back to my house, i ask the front drsk if theres a spare key for my place and wouldn’t you know it the one key i had on me was my spare. Very smart i know. I had to call a locksmith to come at 8pm and charge me $275. Thats not even covering the replacement that hes gonna do tomorrow.

On top of that when i woke up i realized i also dropped my car keys at this point. I walked back on this route i took and i was unable to find my keys. I had to call my parents and let them know. They’re priority shipping a copy of a key to me because i have their car. I paid for it with cash entirely from them but i never transferred the title over. Which i regret because i don’t think i can call a locksmith if i can’t trace my car back to myself. So yeah i need to make copies of that.

This is all coming in the wake of being fired recently and just coming back from a trip beforehand. Im kinda feeling gloomy about myself and worried. I guess this is the wakeup to get my shit together.

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