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TIFU by asking my friend if she’d like to have a threesome with my fwb and me

I still can’t believe what I’ve gotten myself into.

So this actually happened last night, not today, but close enough. I was fwb with a guy and it was no-strings. My friend and I live together and she came into my room to get something while he was in there. Ever since that moment he kept badgering me for a threesome with her. Talking about how hot it would be etc. I always rolled my eyes and said no because I just don’t want to share a dick with my friend (or be in a sexual situation with her as I’m straight). Also I didn’t think it was something she would ever go for.

Last night, she came in while we were watching a movie in the den. I invited her to join since it was a movie she liked. We all started talking and whatnot (a bit of flirting from his end which annoyed me but whatever). Later into it he texted me “you should ask her.” I knew he wanted me to text it but I wanted to embarrass him and make him stop badgering me once and for all. So loudly in front of him, I asked my friend if she’d ever do a threesome with us. I was holding back from laughing, expecting her to give a disgusted “eww, no!”

…She said yes. Straight up. No sign of joking at all. What’s worse is that she said that she’d been imagining it since she first met him and always wanted to do something like that with me. He was on cloud 9 obviously and I just sat there stunned as they bonded over how much they wanted this. I didn’t want to be a party pooper in the moment so I kind of went with it. Thankfully she said she couldn’t do it that night (to his dismay). Eventually she left for bed and it was just him and me. He was giggling and frolicking like a school girl and she sent me one last text about how excited she was and how special this will be. They want to do it tonight.

I now sit here with a threesome I don’t want planned for 6 hours from now. It feels like it’s too late to be like “hey I didn’t actually mean it”. I don’t know what the hell im going to do.

TL;DR: I asked my friend if she would want to do a threesome with my fwb and I fully expecting her to say no. She did not.

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