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TIFU by going on a date with the wrong person

Okay, so I've been dipping my toes into the dating pool and ended up vibing with this dude who's a bit older than me (f 24) – like, he's 35. First impressions? Totally nice, has that confident, suave charm that totally took me by surprise in the best way.

Flash forward to last night, Mr. Smooth asks if I’m down for a fancy dinner, and ya girl says yes (obviously, I'm not about to turn down good food and company). Dinner was a blast – we're talking, laughing, and he's still rocking that cool-guy vibe.

Post-dinner, he's like, "Wanna chill at mine?" And inside, I’m like, "Hell yeah, I do!" So, we end up back at his place, and things escalate pretty quickly – clothes flying off, you know the deal.

But THEN, right as we're about to get to the good part, I notice he's acting super off. The guy who was all laughs and confidence is suddenly quiet and seems super tense. I check in with him, and he insists everything's cool, so we carry on.

I asked him if he has condoms, and he pointed me to his nightstand. I guess he wanted me to get them...I come back and I’m about to cap him with a condom, but 3 seconds after it's on – bam – he finishes. Like, right into the condom as I finish rolling it.

He's apologizing, saying he couldn't help it, and I'm trying to be chill about it, telling him we can just try again next time. But nope, he spirals, gets all weird, and starts critiquing my condom-rolling skills, claiming I didn't follow his "instructions" and that "i didnt know how to pace the bj" and then, the icing on the cake, he’s like, "Don't tell anyone about this, you should keep this between us etc"

So here I am, thinking I'm gonna see this dude again, but now? I'm at a solid 90% sure I won't. Just goes to show you how fast a guy can go from prince charming to awkward city.

Reddit, Anyone have any guesses as to what happened with him? I dont know if I am being too harsh, but his insistence on telling me not to share this story with anyone actually inspired me to come on here and post it lol

TL;DR - had a great date with a guy but once I decided to go home with him things turned into a complete disaster

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