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TIFU by having naked photos of my wife on my phone

Today I let my kids use my phone while I was trying to prepare lunch for them. This is nothing to them as they have all their games and YouTube on there. My wife and I just returned from vacation by ourselves and finally got some much needed alone time in. Like all married couples alone in a fancy hotel, I snapped a few sexy photos of my wife in lingerie and naked posed on the bed, the overly fancy couch, shower, etc. and a couple having sex. Just something to remember the trip by. After, my wife told me to make sure I hide those photos on my phone. I told her I would do it later and to let me sleep. Wishing I had done it when she told me now because while all three of my kids were using my phone, they somehow made their way to the photo gallery. There was some recent photos from today of them playing outside and then it gets to the photos from the hotel. As I was bringing their plates to the table, the oldest daughter (12) has my phone and hands it back to me. On the screen is a picture of my wife laying on bed with cum on her stomach. The first words out of her mouth are “is that lotion on mommy’s stomach?” Almost too stunned to speak, I tell her “yes, it is. Mommy needed help because she was tired.” Told the wife about this as soon as she got home and she took my phone and deleted all the pictures from our trip. So, let this be a lesson to listen to your wife and do what she says when she say to.

TL;DR: kids found a picture of their mom with cum on her stomach on my phone after she said to hide them.

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