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TIFU Nut consumption

Last night I fucked up, I lifted weights for 3-4 hours, got done, took a shower, ate me a good steak n potatoes. This is the best part. I HAD a big bag of almonds that were honey roasted. Delicious, until the next morning came (today) n I ended up waking up gettin ready to work on my house, drank my coffee. Had a smoke, then it was typical shit time, come to find out after the first two pushes that it wasn’t gunna be fun, got up thought all was well. Until I went to go back n destroyed the toilet to then again find out. It hurts, a lot. Started feelin sick. Couldn’t get off the toilet, started punching the wall, regretted everything. Now I’m laying on the floor of my motorhome exhausted with a dip in and feels like I tore somethin up. Thought I was dying now the paid sorta going away but it ain’t gon be gone till the next two days it feels. What a mistake it was, DO NOT EAT NUTS IN BIG QUANTITIES. Do not eat them like chips, have like 5 n be done because it’s not good for you. About felt like dying twice. . So here’s my mess up for the day. First time posting here n I just coughed n it hurts so I’m gunna go try to take a nap💀TL;DR do not eat nuts in big quantities please. I’m saving you a trip to the ER. I haven’t gone imma just thug it out. I still don’t feel bad for women who’ve let me put it in the stink.

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