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TIFU by not knowing how to French kiss

I (18f) went on my very first date yesterday. I thought it went well, until he asked me for a kiss. I didn't know he meant like French kiss, but I just went along with it lol. It was embarrassingly obvious that I had no clue in the world what I was doing.

The next 30 minutes were spent with him trying to teach me how to kiss. Those were the most embarrassing 30 minutes of my life. In the end I still didn't know how lmao.

He didn't seem upset at all, he was very understanding. He even bought me more food and then took me home.

I thought we were all good, even though I embarrassed myself for 30 minutes lol.

Did I mention that I really liked him, and if it wasn't obvious he was the first boy I've ever talked to romantically.

Today I unfortunately woke up with him blocking me and on every single social media app. He left no explanation, but even I know the reason why lmao.

So TIFU by not knowing how to kiss.

TL;DR: I didn't know how to tongue kiss. Today I woke up with my first date blocking me on everything with no explanation lol

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