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TIFU using Apple Pay

TIFU by using Apple Pay while doing some spicy online shopping. I want to start by saying that this just happened and I am still in disbelief so please forgive my frantic mobile typing. A little backstory: I am now in my twenties and live on my own, so I thought I would go out of my way and buy my very first vibrator. This is something I have always wanted but have never done, for monetary reasons due to the brand I wanted.

I did my extensive research, (reddit threads included), ordered from the website, and all was good until I couldn’t find my confirmation email. I thought to myself for a moment. Did I even put in my address? Why didn’t it send to the email I typed in? Then I start to panic. I opened up my main email, and my anxiety is confirmed. My jaw dropped when I see my parent’s first name in the confirmation email.

Sometimes my apple pay info gets mixed up, and this time I forgot to double check the address. Somehow apple pay used MY card, and fucked up the remaining info. I look down and there it is- my home address. Meaning my parent’s home. I don’t know how this keeps happening because I have changed it on the credit card app and wallet/apple pay. To make things worse, somehow my father’s name ended up on it. I have literally just sent this sex toy to my parent’s home. In my dad’s name. At this point I just started hysterically laughing and crying all at once because of course. Of course this had to happen to me. I wait years to be alone to try this, and of course. I make a mistake like this. My first and only try. It was just too good, I had to make a post. I am absolutely beyond embarrassed, and I even texted them to warn them of any suspicious packages.

On the serious note, I have frantically emailed three different points of customer service hoping for a response. This company is based overseas, so I don’t think they will get back to me until tomorrow. In the meantime, I am both laughing and crying out of embarrassment. Right now it’s funny, but if this order doesn’t get canceled I’m actually going to faint. I am PRAYING customer service can get back to me, because I think I will actually die if my parents open it or even google the company name. I don’t even know how I’m going to break this to my SO, lol!

So much for trying to feel like an adult for once. I still can’t stop laughing and crying. Am I the only one who has ever done something like this? Please help me feel better…

TL;DR I accidentally mailed my first ever sex to my parents home and in their name on accident.

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