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TIFU By slapping some guy's ass in the gym.

So recently, me and my boyfriend have starting this thing where we playfully slap eachothers ass while passing by eachother. We've been doing it so much so that I don't even realize I'm doing it sometimes because my monkey brain has started doing it instinctively. Well, I didn't think this would actually be an issue until today.

I was at the gym doing my normal routine, when I tired myself out from doing a bunch of reps and so I began to walk to the water fountain to get water. On my way there, some very muscular and very young guy was doing weighted squats. As I passed by him, I slapped his butt. It wasn't lightly either. I hit him with a full "wind my arm up and toss it at his ass" kind of slap. I didn't even realize what I did until he stopped his squat, turned around, and stared at me. He was pissed. He didn't even say anything.

Now, here is the part where I should have came up with an excuse, or atleast apologized, but I didn't. For some reason, my panicking brain just froze and stared right back at him. I said nothing, he said nothing, we just stared at eachother, until eventually he made a "what the fuck" gesture with his hands. This, I guess, snapped me out of it and I began to apologize rapidly and say "I thought you were someone else" because that seemed like the most believable excuse to me. Immediately afterward, I left the gym and said nothing more to him.

I feel really bad, I mean I just SA'd some random dude without thinking about it. I'm also worried he might tell someone, like the police? I don't really know what to think. I told me BF about it and he laughed and said that the guy probably doesn't care as much as I think he does, but the guy's reaction made me think otherwise. Nevertheless, I've stopped playfully slapping anybody out of fear of this instinct become anymore of an issue.

TL;DR: Instinct developed by me and my BF slapping eachother playfully made me slap some guys ass, I panicked and started at him afterwards, said sorry, and then ran out of the gym.

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