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TIFU by bringing my dog to work

I work in a dog friendly office and I don’t usually bring my dog because she I very distracting and stress me out. But today is going to be very hot and I wanted to keep an eye on her. So I brought her in. Everyone was happy to see her and she was doing so good. Unfortunately she is a grass eater. The grass at home it lush & green and the grass at work is more like dry hay. She ate some grass when I took her to the bathroom and it got stuck in her throat. When we got back to my office she chugged her entire water and food bowl. Then she was sticking her tounge out aggressively and I could tell something was up with her throat. I checked she was breathing fine, she was, and trying to rush her down stairs. 3/4 of the way down stairs with the owner, gm, and my manager right there she puked up all the water & food she just eat plus the pieces of grass. I want to hide in a hole of embarrassment. Some of it got on the owners shoes. The dog is okay now. But she is very stressed because she can tell I’m very stressed.

TL;DR: I brought dog to work for the first time in forever and she pukes on the owners shoes.

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