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TIFU by sending a text to my boyfriend's mom that was meant for my mom

So I've (27f) been with my boyfriend (28m) for almost 2 years now. It started off as long distance but we've been living together for over half a year now.

His mom initially didn't understand the long distance thing very well. She comes from an older world, and just didn't understand it, and had a hard time with accepting the reality.

However now that we're living together, we've met obviously a few times, and she's come around to me a lot and dare I say she likes me.

She's very religious, no swearing all of that, and is big on respect, no first names, that kind of thing. I accidentally sent a picture of something my boyfriend got me to her through text instead of to my mom saying: "Look at this lil fuckin shit he just brought me"

Now this may seem small but she's never heard me talk like that, and I didn't realize I sent it to her until an hour after it was sent. I also previously today, sent her a pic she actually wanted to receive and was excited for. I thought it was odd she hadn't gotten back to me yet and checked, and realized that I sent that message to her.

Naturally, I panicked and tried to get ahold of my boyfriend but he's out right now for work and not answering me.

When I realized what I'd done, I apologized and told her that message was actually meant for a friend.

She usually responds with lots of happy emojis or something when talking to me. As I was trying to get ahold of my boyfriend to express my complete and utter horror, she got back to me.

"No problem"

I want to die and I may never recover.

If you would like, please share similar stories so I can at least die with other people.

Cannot wait to see how my boyfriend reacts to this.

TL;DR - Swore twice to my boyfriend's highly religious and respect oriented mother who I actually want a relationship with. Got The driest response ever.

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