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TIFU by moving a hose

This morning as i was going to leave for work i went to move a hose so i wouldn't drive over it and it snapped off the wall and sprayed water for like 20ish minutes. I had to run upstairs and ask my boyfriends friend who's visiting with us (but I've barely interacted with) for help and because its a townhome we didnt know where the valve is and the water kept spraying for a good 20ish minutes until i figured it out and he turned it off. My boyfriends at work and unavailable so we couldn't call him and his roommate that was home went looking for someone to see if theres a maintenance number for the complex. But being that its a townhome, there isnt one and so i called my mom &grandpa and theyre making an hour drive to me to try to fix it. I called into my job to let them know what was going on and broke down on the phone, but theres been a lot of callouts so they need me to come in as soon as i can. I just want to stay home and work on my assignments but i have to make right my fuckup. Oh, and the friend needed to borrow my gate key for an hour but hasn't come back yet and i need that to let my grandfather into the complex. Im hoping he gets back in time before my grandpa gets here.

TLDR; i moved a hose and it snapped off the wall at my boyfriends place while hes at work. I cant get off work bc of other callouts.

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