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TIFU by smashing a door in my face

Today was a rough day at work. Tired as ever and understaffed as always I commuted to work. Bad traffic. Hard to get a nice parking lot or even a normal parking lot. At work I waited for the doctor to come in, but they take their time... Examination on the patient lasted three hours. It was hot, I was wet from sweat, Hungry, thirsty and tired. After this patient I had another one, and after that one right away another one. Hadn't eaten or a break. I was tired and inattentive. I prepared the room for the next patient, opend the door to get out but a colleague of mine wanted to get in. I tried to open the door a bit more to let them in and smashed the door full force in my own face. Hurt like hell. I am looking like someone punched me (well the door did). Blue, swollen temple. Mad headache.

What made it worst was that, since it was a work accident, my head nurse told me to go to the E.R. because it needs to be documented. I had to explain to everyone there what happened. Everyone laughed about me. My own whole ward laughed at me for the rest of the day and probably will still be laughing tomorrow. Should have taken the two days off they offered, but we are understaffed so all I said was "Nah I am good." Must have been a concussion.

TL;DR I tried to let a colleague in a room I was already in and smashed the door full force in my own face. The whole ward laughed at me for the rest of the day and probably will be still tomorrow.

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