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TIFU by remembering the date incorrectly and lying about it

First of all I'm using throwaway cause I'm never letting this major L being linked to me

Story stars in mid June when me ( 25F) and my high-school friends planned a little get together after like 3 years of not seeing each other back in our home town. So we all payed like 150 bucks each for a cabin for few days. Back then I specifically put the date in the calendar in big leters because it's like 12 hour ride from where I live now.

Come back to few hours ago I get a message from my former classmate about when I will be arriving. Confused about what she is talking about I call her, the conversation going something like this ;

CL: So when are you coming? If you got lost you just need to ( general direction about how to get to the cabin ) Me ; ( realizing I have probably wrong date ) I'm sorry I won't be coming we had unexpected family emergency Rest of the convo was just that she was sorry I couldn't make it and me lying my ass off while panicking inside

After the call I checked the groupchat where the incial date was posted, hold and behold I wrote a completely different date down like two weeks later. So here I'm sitting not knowing if I should laugh or cry at the sheer amount of my stupidity. Could I have doble checked? Ofc Was the date posted like 30 more times? Ofc it was But I was so confident in having the right date that I told my whole family, planned around it and even bought plane tickets to not have to drive.

Ofc as a true looser I also didn't tell my family about my mistake, because it's too embarrassing to tell. And I basically wasted 160 plus plane tickets. The 160 I'm not getting back it would be shitty of me having my friends pay more because of my stupidity, but I'm thinking of returning at least the tickets after I told my family the reunion was canceled.

So basically I was stupidly overconfident while being wrong. My family thinks the reunion just got randomly canceled and if I ever meet my friends from high school in the next few years I'll have to think of some family emergency that happened. It might be stupid but I'm taking the truth to my grave. (Thx I don't have to be scared about someone posting photos from it on social media cause that would have blow my cover )

TL;DR: Me and my high-school friends were having reunion. I completely fucked up while writing down the date which resulted in me not getting there, lying that I could not come because of family emergency and lying to family that the meeting is canceled so that I don't have to spend a week alone in my hometown as a cover.

Edit : I cannot spell

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