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TIFU by deciding to go on an unplanned trip

My classes for the rest of the day got cancelled so I was bored and had nothing to do so I decided to go shopping. I was on a kind of tight schedule because I had to be back by a certain time but I decided to go anyway. First of all I thought the place I was going was a 20-30 minute ride away but it was a while and we still weren’t there so I checked and it was actually a 50 minute drive. So that was 50 minutes already wasted. I finally got there and it’s like a 15 minute walk to the store I wanted to go to so I went there and bought some stuff, and I was sweating a shit ton when I was walking outside because it was warmer than I expected it to be and I was wearing a sweatshirt and a jacket. I wasn’t wearing a shirt underneath for some reason and I was genuinely feeling like I was gonna pass out so I had to go out of my way to buy a shirt to wear.

So I went into a store and bought like the first shirt I saw and I went and changed into it and it was way too big on me but I had already ripped off the tag so I couldn’t even return it. I was basically wearing a dress because it was so big on me, so I walked around to see if I could find a different one and I genuinely couldn’t find a normal t shirt below $50 so I gave up. Oh and I also bought a Burger King but didn’t eat it when I bought it because I was too busy trying to find a shirt so they weren’t even warm by the time I went to eat them so I just binned them. By this point nothing was going well for me and it was near the time i had to be back at so I just went back to get the bus.

Fasst forward to 10 minutes ago and I realised I left my AirPods case on the bus. I’ve done nearly done this a few times but every time before someone has noticed and let me know, but not today. So I basically just got robbed of like $300. I’ve just had the worst day and this just made it 10x worse

Tldr: I had a shit day and shouldn’t have left my house this morning

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