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TIFU by getting caught practicing a breakup speech

Me and my bf had really rough couple of months. The relationship got really messy and toxic, I probably still love him (I can't really think straight right now), but I was thinking about breaking up, so I was preparing a speech and getting ready for it to happen. So, I was in a shower just mumbling, thinking of ways to tell him that. I have this lowkey weird thing when I speak to myself, sometimes I might get emotional and loud. I just start to think out loud literally. So just as I was hitting my emotional peak, he was walking by the bathroom, and of course heard me ranting. He stared at me shocked and asked "Are you breaking up with me in the bathroom?" I tried to play it off like I was speaking with someone on the phone but it didn't work at all. I panicked and just told him everything I was practicing to say 10 minutes ago. I am satisfied with myself that I didn't back down (I mean I did at first but still finished what I started lol) but I am still in shock after all of this and a little bit embarassed.

TL;DR: Practiced a breakup speech in a bathroom, got caught by my boyfriend and we finally broke up

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