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TIFU by my wife finding about my sex toy order

I 29M am married to a 33F. My wife is not as interested in sex in general, while I clearly want more. We have sex about once in 1.5 months so I do feel some sexual frustration. She works from home so it’s not like I can just masturbate either.

Recently, she had gone back home to see her family for a few days. I have always been curious on getting one of those 5 lb+ ass with vagina silicon toys as they seemed quite intriguing.

So, I ordered one of Amazon which said it had discrete packing to use it while she’s away. I used it 3-4 times and then decided it’s too much work to maintain one / also felt some guilt around it so I threw it in the trash before she returned home.

Now this was more than a month ago. The package as promised was indeed in discrete packing and it was discarded successfully.

However, today I received a letter in the mail from the Amazon seller soliciting a $25 gift card if I were to leave a review for this 5 lb ass and vagina combo I had ordered (with a photo of it). I know that’s against Amazon seller policies and I could report to seller but the damage is done. My wife checks the mail and she found the letter.

She shouted calling for me, and confronted me on wtf did I order showing me the paper. I quickly accepted what I had done, and told the full truth along with the fact that I had discarded it.

She was hurt by it and very angry at me. She asked me to leave the home but I didn’t want to as I said I’m already leaving for a work trip the day after. I live in a 2 story 4 bedroom home. She packed a bag of my toiletries, towel and sheets and put them outside the room on the floor and commanded me to stay in another room downstairs. I apologized multiple times but she said she doesn’t want to be near me and that she’s disgusted by me.

In my view I bought myself a sex toy to use at my own private alone time. I’d never think of cheating on her or anything of that sort despite my sexual frustration.

Anyways, now I’m in another room of the home with an angry wife and no idea on how long (if) it might take for her to come around.

TL;DR: Bought a 5lb ass and vagina combo and threw it. Amazon seller sent a letter in mail asking for 5star review a month later that wife found.

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