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TIFU One of my wife’s NSFW nicknames is public in a WhatsApp group for our kids soccer team.

She never posts, reacts or responds so I’d never seen it on screen before. We’re present at all practices and games so the online chat which is mostly score updates and highlights doesn’t really interest us as we’re there for it. Last season some of the parents were as cliquey as players can be so nothing was specifically directed our way regardless. I don’t mess with WhatsApp at all myself and this is the only group I’m in. I’m the more extroverted of the two of us so I’ll comment once in a while or update on my daughter’s availability for this session or that.

The first game of the season was last night so again being there I didn’t need to check the goal video. I recorded it myself from a superior angle as the rest of the parents were at field level and I was viewing from a balcony.

Tldr: The new soccer season for my 15 year old daughter started officially this week and my wife was added to the group after me in view of dozens of other parents. How her name appears in my phone contacts got shared automatically.

“So-and-so added Abigail Tittz to the group.”

I checked with the coach and he was dying because it is visible for all apparently. He didn’t bring it up with us. According to him she had a different top-heavy-specific name last season. I’ve given her more pet names over the years than I could count.

I changed her contact name immediately in my phone to her actual first name and married last. My daughter is mortified and I’ve embarrassed myself and my wife in front of the coach, director and dozens of other soccer parents both familiar and new to the team.

EDIT: It sounds like it was possibly her fuck up as I’m not familiar with WhatsApp.

Yeah it’s on her because for all is still says “Juggz McGee” which I didn’t realize either rn apparently. It’s the name of her iPhone and comes up on the display when her Bluetooth is on in the car.

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