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TIFU shaving my beard

I (41M) have had a beard of some kind pretty much all my adult life. Last time I was clean shaven was exactly 20 years ago in 2004.

When I met my wife 12 years ago I had a short beard - "sexy stubble" about 5 mm (that's 0.2" to our metrically challenged friends). The past 6 years or so I've sported a full grown beard.

My wife has told me loads of times, to trim my beard to the shorter version I used to have. She's never hidden the fact that she preferred it that way - especially when it got really long after I let it grow for a year or so.

Lately my 7 year old son has been saying he'd like to see me without the beard and we've had banter about it. Early this week my wife had long days at a conference and my son and I have been home due to holidays. On Monday I decided "fuck it" and took my beard off. I trimmed it down, and did a full clean shave.

My wife came home in the evening and hated it. She told me it was a huge turn off, told me I looked like my younger brother and that it felt weird. Now she won't kiss me or have sex with me before my beard grows back.

TL:DR: Shaved my beard for the first time in 20 years, now wife won't kiss me or have sex until it is grows back.

Edit: I've slightly exaggerated for the sake of the story. We've HAVE kissed, but she feels really weird about it, and the resemblance to my brother, who we don't have the best relationship with, throws her off.

There's been a fair bit of joking and teasing about it, and I really prefer myself with a beard as well.

She's also apologised for been too "harsh" in her reaction, but she was caught off guard.

We're happily married and very much love each other. Please refrain from name calling.

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