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TIFU when scratching my balls

I know what you're thinking, how does one fk up when scratching their balls? Well here's the story. It wasn't today but a few days ago. It all started when I laid down after a long day and a warm shower to watch some YouTube in bed and go to sleep. As a degenerate, I had my vape next to me which I was fidgeting with while watching a video. All was well until I felt an itch and itch that could not be scratched by just shifting around in bed an itch that needed the old patented pinch-and-roll technique. So I went for it. Little did I know that my vape had leaked a bit of juice onto my designated itching hand and when I made contact with the soft flesh of my scrotum I felt it. It was like nothing I had felt before, an arctic breeze in my balls, a cold that was so severe it felt as if all was going to burn. I lay there shifting myself around attempting to wipe off any of the nic from the area with my free hand. The sensation became unbearable and I ran to the bathroom and attempted to wash myself with soap and water but it was too late. The nicotine was too deep all I could do was wait out the chilling buzz that was engulfing my family jewels. after 10 min it was all over. I was free.

TL;DR Nicotine juice on hands + itchy balls is not a good combo

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