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TIFU by calling a little boy a little girl, twice

I took my 2 year old son to a local fair that had a petting zoo area. We got some feed and as we went into the enclosure, my son pushed ahead of a kid with waist long hair so I caught him and told him we have to wait since this little girl was feeding the goat first. The kid turns around and says I'm a boy! Flustered I said omg I'm so sorry buddy my mistake, and ushered my kid to a different part of the pen. Not even five minutes later I see him rushing in front of another long haired kid and I call out watch out for the little girl. To my absolute horror the kid turns around and it's the same fucking boy. He looked me dead in my eyes and yells I'm a boy! His dad looks over at me and is giving me the stink eye. I'm so embarrassed, flustered and generally feeling so bad for what I did to the kid and the first thing that comes out of my mouth is, I'm so sorry it's the hair it confused me. Cue the boy looking super sad and he walks over to his dad says something I can't make out and leaves the petting zoo area as the dad follows, glaring at me. I felt lower than the goat shit that was littered throughout the pen. I didn't know what I could do or say in that situation and I've been thinking about it all day. I really hope that kid didn't cut his hair because of me cause it was really nice

TL;DR Called a little boy a little girl twice in a short period of time and made him leave the petting zoo area. 😭

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