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TIFU by getting too drunk at a work party

So last night we were celebrating a workmates leaving party. I (20F) and my friend were the first to arrive to the bar, we were there at 6 pm (bad idea, the party was supposed to start at 8 pm). So we started drinking pretty early and I was hammered by the time everyone showed up, I also did a little weed which made it worse. 7 long islands and 2 shots in and I could barely stand. Dont remember 70% of what happened last night. But at work, the stories Ive heard from my coworkers and the embarassment that came along with it was crazy. I was hitting on almost everyone at the party, including a married man in his late 30s who was accompanied by his pregnant wife. Showed everyone my weed (its not legal in the country im in), then asked my managers to hold my weed for me because i didnt wanna get caught (im not close to my managers and super introverted at work), went around asking everyone to roll me a joint even after being denied multiple times. I feel shitty and embarassed because that night has probably got people at my workplace thinking that im a stoner/alcoholic who got no self control and lives a similar lifestyle, which really isnt me. I just come from a conservative family and tend to go crazy at every opportunity i get once in a while. Apparently I upset a few coworkers with how drunk I was because they had to "babysit" me. I was sent home by my manager at around 9:30 pm because I fell on the floor Im thinking about finding a new job because of this.

TLDR went crazy at a work party and now i feel ashamed

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