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TIFU by cleaning windows

Obligatory this didn't happen today, though I was reminded of it recently and thought I'd share it with you all.

Some years ago I moved into a house share with 3 others in a terraced house. On this particular day It was just me at home alone and was a warm summer's day with the sun beaming through our living room windows.

I thought it'd be a good idea to get high by myself and as I sat there chilling baked on our couch I looked out the windows thinking how filthy they were.

The dirt on the windows was frustrating me, so I decided I was going to clean them. I went and grabbed a bucket of water and a sponge and proceeded to head outside.

A few minutes after I started cleaning the windows I heard a voice from behind me asking what I was doing. "Cleaning these filthy windows", I replied. The other person responded with "I can see that, but don't you live next door!?".

I turned around and it was my neighbour who I'd only ever met in passing.

I somehow, in my high state, turned the wrong way when I came outside to clean the windows and started cleaning my neighbours windows instead.

TL;DR; Moved into a shared house and decided one day I would clean the living room windows whilst I was high as a kite, when I headed outside to clean them I somehow turned to my neighbours property instead and was caught by a neighbour cleaning their windows instead.

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