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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by dislocating my finger while putting on my sock

Okay, while this did happen a week ago, i think it's appropriate to put this here. I had been hitting the gym for a solid 2 hours. I was done with my workout and walked to the changing rooms. I showered, changed clothes, and it was time to put my socks back. (I use different socks for gym shoes) I changed my socks and I noticed that my feet were very sweaty. Not just sweaty, they were downright soggy. And I knew that the battle with the sock was inevitable. I went in Roman style, full on attack. Put the sock against my wet foot, and started pulling. I pulled and pulled, until...... snap. I wondered what happened, something was feeling off in my right hand. I looked, and goddamn, my middle finger was looking like a drawn seagull or a wave. I panicked a little, luckily I was alone in the changing room. I left the changing room fast with my shoes on without the socks. The finger started to swell, and hurt. I was holding back tears at this point, but i fought my way to the hospital. There I showed the finger to a doctor who told me to sit down, he put a local anesthesia shot in the finger, and started operating. He was observing and fiddling it weird and asking how i feel and shit, until he suddenly just popped it right back. It felt kinda discomfortable but it was worth it. This entire procedure took only an hour or so, insane. It hurt for the next few days. Still does a little. The most embarrassing fuck up of my life so far.

TL;DR: I dislocated my finger while pulling up a sock on my wet foot.

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