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TIFU by drawing on my hand and passing out.

a lot of contexts needed but while i was at my homeschooling co-op group day i got bored and ended up drawing on my entire right hand. it wasn't sharpie or anything just regular pen and the normal doodles. anyway fast forward to tonight, i was in the bathroom doing my skincare and while i was putting up my hair while looking in the mirror i noticed blue zigzag veins on my chin and side of lips. i immediately started panicking thinking that i was having an allegoric reaction from smth and got into a spiral which quickly turned into a panic attack which was pretty intense and lead to me passing out on the bathroom floor for about 30 seconds. when i saw it was still there and was in a calm mindset, i took a closer look and realized i must have put my hand to my face and the ink from the star doodles i had drawn had rubbed off on my face leading to the cause of the 'mysterious veins.'

"TL;DR" the ink came off eventually with soap if anyone was wondering. probably not a big deal on reddit, not that i was trying to make it but hope it gave you a laugh or smth. but yeah, what a thursday experience.

edit: i had to write 'tl;dr' to follow the guidelines of posting here yes i know it means 'too long, didn't read' but it was mandatory to create this post, thanks.

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