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TIFU by having sex.

Obligatory was not today, but I can now laugh at it. Also, apologies for any format errors as I am on mobile. Around a week ago, my partner and I attended a wedding for her family. Now this wedding was nothing special, no one that she would see on a weekly (or monthly basis). So in true fashion, throughout the reception we got quite bored and ready to leave. This wedding also happened to fall on an anniversary of ours, can you see where I’m going?

Once we got back home, almost straight to undressing and LOTS of sweat. I would like to add, roughly 3 months ago I injured my back at work and have been having issues since. Well after we had fun, we clean up and head to the bathroom. One issue though, my back was hurting a LOT more than usual, difficulty standing up, walking, and even lying down was painful. So off to the ER we go as I am a complete mess in pain. We get there, and I have sciatica! Which I somewhat expected but why was it hurting more than usual? I was having a flare-up from the odd positions and.. pounding. I had to spend almost a week in bed, missing on work because walking or bending over was an issue. Safe to say, if you’ve got it be careful in your sex life lol.

TL;DR Had sex after a boring wedding and wound up in the ER from a sciatica flare up.

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