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TIFU by teaching a 4 year old the "bruh" joke

Ok, so I have a manager we'll call Linda. She is a great manager and we are really good friends, both at and outside of work. She has a granddaughter who is 4 and very silly. She's also like a sponge and will repeat absolutely everything she hears. At first I made the mistake of saying bitch in front of her, which led to her calling everyone a bitch for the next 2 hours.

Yesterday (Jan 25) me and Linda worked together, and I slept over at her house and offered to babysit the kid today while she works, since I don't work today (Jan 26). Linda has a teenage granddaughter as well but she mostly stays in her room. We'll she decided to have breakfast with us and we all (me, the 4 year old, and the teen) had cereal together at the table and as some teenagers do, she heard a song on her phone and did a little dance, to which I playfully responded "bruh" in a super monotone voice. I laughed with the teenager and immediately after, the 4 year old goes "bruh" in the same tone and also giggles. This sends me and the teenager into a cackling fit, which of course only encourages the kid to continue chanting it.

TL;DR: She is now saying "bruh" and rolling her eyes at literally every single thing. My god, what have I done...

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