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TIFU by telling my art class I’m either super kinky or mentally unwell

I take an art class with my sister and we were showing the teacher (40ish married male) a video of one of those whipped espresso drinks that were popular in 2020 because he’d never heard of them. He said, “oh you basically just whip the piss out of it” and all within .5 seconds I, someone who is struggling mentally and tries to make jokes about it to get through the day, had the mental imagery and dialogue where I thought, “man I wish I could melt into a little coffee cup and have someone whip my brain up with a mini whisk so it works better” and instead I said out loud in front of the class, “I wIsH sOmEoNe wOuLd WhIp tHe PiSs OuT oF mE”. I literally have to quit the class. I can never show my face there again.

TLDR: I told my art class I wanted to be whipped but I meant it like a whipped beverage not a sexy way

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