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TIFU by getting kicked out of my dorm room for being too loud

This actually happened last night but it was after 12 so technically it was today lol. anyway i (19F) invited a guy over (23M) that i've been talking to lately. he's in a frat and we met at one of the huge ragers they throw. well he's been asking to chill for a while and i kept pushing it off, but last night i was bored and it was Wednesday night so i said fuck it and told him to come over. what i failed to realize is my sorrority is really strict about having male guests over. i knew it was allowed but i didn't think they really enforced it, especially given that i paid for this dorm in advance and it's my living space.

Fast forward a few hours into the night and one thing led to another until we started having fun together. i won't get into the details, but things got very loud. Loud enough to where i guess one of the girls snitched on me? i really have no clue how this happened but the managers on campus came knocking on my door at midnight to ask what's going on. he was laying on the bed hidden under the blankets while i kept the door half closed. they kept looking inside while asking me who i had over. i told them no one i was just watching a loud movie and i'll turn it down. i guess i didn't come off that believable because the girl literally barged into my room then saw him in my bed. this made my lowkey upset because you can't just randomly search my room. at that point i knew i was fucked so she told him to leave and had a chat with me afterwards. long story short she told me to pack my things and leave by the morning. right now i'm staying at a friend's apartment closeby and i have 0 clue where i'm gonna be staying until i finish this semester.

TL;DR: I got caught having someone over in my dorm room and now i'm kicked out until the rest of the semester.

EDIT: A lot of you are giving me shit saying i should know better... this is college what did you really expect. Of course im gonna have fun while im here, i'm known as the petite girl and get a lot of attention. No girl is ever 100% innocent throughout college so stop giving me hate.

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