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TIFU by getting suspended

Today i (19f) had the bright idea to invite someone over to my dorm to bring me food. Keep in mind i go to a strict Christian university and they don't allow any men in the womens buildings. At the time i didn't care because i was hungry so i asked a guy friend to bring me something. He's also been flirting with me a lot recently and it's been a while since i fucked soo i let him come over.

He came in and he hung out for a bit. We both didn't have any classes today so we just chilled and listened to some music. Not long after he started eating me out and i may have been moaning louder than i should have lol. Well within like 20 mins of him being here i got a knock on my door from one of the admins. She said she could hear my music from all the way across the floor then looked inside and saw a guy inside my room. I lowkey freaked out because I've gotten noise complaints before and this same girl is the one that confronted me about them.

I apologized to her and said he just came to drop me off some food but she said i knew it wasn't allowed and he's been here for way longer than he should've been. She said he needs to leave and she'll have to contact other people about this. I shut off the music and he left.

Well it turned out a few hours later i got an email saying I'm suspended for 1 week for repeated violations of noise complaints and having someone over. Honestly it was really dumb of me to play music again when I've already gotten warnings but i think it's stupid that i can't have other people over, especially when i have nothing to do all day.

The most annoying part is i didn't even get to cum.. ughh i hate being in this school sometimes and feel like i can't enjoy my college experience like other girls. Do any guys have their own place lol? seriously i wanna do something spontaneous but i can't do it here..

TL;DR: I got suspended for 1 week at university for repeated noise complaints and having a guy over in a womens only dorm building

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