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TIFU by laughing in the middle of the intimate time.

This happened to me a month ago but I thought I share the story becaused I F'ed up so badly that day. Alittle bit of a back story: I am the kind of person with the "ugly" laugh. I was known for it in my friend group. I wasn't shameful or insecure about it in anyway tho.

The story: So I got matched with a guy on Grindr(Ik Ik not a good app to find a relationship lol). After we talked for a bit we realized we are a perfect match. We have common likes and dislikes, what we do in our free time etc. We started talking to each other everyday.

One day he asked if I wanted to come to his place that evening after work and finally watch the series that we've been talking about. I agreed.

After watching first few episodes we started kissing , and things get spicy real quick. I was nervous because it was my first. He told me to relax, and started kissing me all over while I lay there awkwardly. And then he did it, he touches my testicles. As soon as he touches my balls it felt tickle. I always thought I was not ticklish, and I don't have a ticklish spot because whenever someone tries to tickle me, it never really worked. I tried to hold my sudden urge to laugh and move away alittle. But I must've let out a chuckle because. He asked what's wrong and I just answered "It's just I am a bit sensitive there".

He said "Really?" with teasing tone, and started playing them with his hands. When he did, I laughed. It wasn't even a cute chuckles kind of laugh. It was more like maniac psychopath laugh, like pennywise was on laughing pills. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes until I finally managed to stop it. When I look at him with he looks completely confused and scared to be honest. He asked "What was that". I tried to explain that when he touches my balls, it tickled me. He chuckles but it was more like a fake chuckles to make the situation better.

The mood is completely ruined at this point so we decided to just get back to the series. The rest of our movie date was just awkward slience. To make things more awkward between us, when the series finished it was already dark outside and my country wasn't a best place to drive around at night . So I had to spend the night at his place.

The next day, as soon as I wake up I just rush back to my house and scream in my shower. I must've scared him so much to the point of not responding to my texts anymore. We stopped talking after that day. I was so embarrassed about it for a few weeks, and I still see his reaction in my eyes whenever I watch that series again. And that is how I f'ed up big time that day , and losing a potential relationship partner.

TL;DR: I go on a movie date with a guy, Things get spicy, he touches my balls which tickles me and made me laughed like a psychopath clown. He got confused and scared, stopped texting me after that.

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