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TIFU: By asking a math question

The other night I was hanging at a club in Braga, my hometown, trying do some form of dancing, nearby there was a girl that caught my eye. Totally in her own bubble, going with the music. Not wanting to interrupt I accepted my fate and just kept parallel dancing, each of us in their own flow.

As songs go by, in one of those moments I was staring at her, I noticed 2 angry guys behind her back on that pushing and shoving stage of a fight.

She isn’t moving away.. she can’t see.. so I stretch my arm and loudly say “watch out”, pulling her away and putting myself as a wall, with my back to her, facing the guys

Fortunately, security quickly stepped in and the fight was over in seconds, and everyone starts chilling again.

On a moment where the music slows down and she reaches for her purse, i approach and say “Sorry for touching, it was getting tense there”.

She answers “oh no, I’m thankful” staring at me for the first time. Damn, i melted. Anxiety kicks in and I feel a 15-year old again, and the only thing that came to mind was the icebreaker I’ve been thinking about all the time I was dancing.

“By the way, do you know how much 9x9 is?” Her eyes stared into the abyss, probably questioning everything about the situation, and I say: “Duh, 81” and laugh She answers “Fact” and looks back at her purse.

We kept the parallel dancing, her on her flow and me questioning if I should ask her what’s 7x6 now.

When she left, our eyes crossed, a nod, and that was it.

TLDR: Great opportunity to meet a girl, panicked, and made a stupid question ruining the moment

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